I got these from this site. There’s some great stuff!
From actual courtroom transcripts:
–And lastly, Gary, all your responses must be oral, okay? What school do you go to?
–Oral.
–How old are you?
–Oral.
–Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?
–She had three children, right?
–Yes.
–How many were boys?
–None.
–Were there girls?
–So you were gone until you returned?
–The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
–I show you exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture.
–That’s me.
–Were you present when that picture was taken?
Ha! I love those. I’ve seen them before, in a slightly longer collection; yours is missing my favourite, which went a little like this:
Q) Is your appearance in court today due to the subpeona you were issued on the 9th of February?
A) No, I always dress this way.