The Grammar Vandal

Get your mind out of the gutter!

October 15, 2007 · 8 Comments

Reader Bike Cop brought my attention to Bill Cosby’s newest book, which is in desperate need of a comma:

Sometimes I disgust myself.
That being said, this book reminds me of the sign that began my foray into grammar vandalism: “RUN EASY BOSTON.”
Thanks, Bike Cop.

Categories: Books · Grammar Errors

8 responses so far ↓

  • Linda Vujnov // October 16, 2007 at 2:12 am | Reply

    I’m a bit afraid to email you for fear that my grammar and punctuation will be incorrect. However, I found your site in The Writer Magazine and was anxious to read about your latest vandal episode. My favorite grammar error was found on a sign in the window of a store, “We no open Sunday.”

  • Kate // October 16, 2007 at 10:25 am | Reply

    Linda, and everyone else, DO NOT BE AFRAID! I’m not going to critique anyone.

    My problems are with businesses, companies and advertising: namely, people who can afford to hire an editor.

    I would have loved to see that sign. :-)

  • Anonymous // October 16, 2007 at 5:44 pm | Reply

    That? Is the funniest book title ever! Thanks!

  • Karen // October 17, 2007 at 12:53 pm | Reply

    What’s scary is that the book’s cover art (without close scrutiny) seems to reinforce the “alternate” reading of the title! Ew!

  • vidude // October 18, 2007 at 4:26 pm | Reply

    Reminds me of that Benny Hill sketch:

    “What is this thing called, love?”

  • Matthew // October 19, 2007 at 9:19 am | Reply

    I love your blog, Kate! I teach English in South Korea, where a favorite pastime of foreigners is strolling down the street reading the bizarre and erroneous English signs on shops and restaurants. I thought you might get a kick out of this site http://www.engrish.com; it highlights some of the bizarre English you can come across in Japan and Korea. :)

  • Anonymous // November 5, 2007 at 3:50 pm | Reply

    I work in a school library. Jamie Lee Curtis has a book called: “I’m Gonna Like Me!”
    And there’s a poster on the wall that says: “You are responsible for you”.
    It wouldn’t be so bad if the librarian didn’t say “that flyer should have went home with you,” and “mis-chie-vi-ous” and “New
    Del-hi”.

  • Gratten // August 25, 2009 at 2:47 am | Reply

    Yes i find those punctuation,s just to be side tracked by grammar mistakes and by the time i get back its gone i noticed that it was missing how irritating for others

Leave a Comment