Dear John Letter #1
Dear John:
I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we’re apart. I can be forever happy — will you let me be yours?
Jane
Dear John Letter #2
Dear John:
I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings whatsoever. When we’re apart, I can be forever happy. Will you let me be?
Yours,
Jane



It kinda loses it when you remove all punctuation altogether:
Dear John I want a man who knows what love is all about you are generous kind thoughtful people who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior you have ruined me for other men I yearn for you I have no feelings whatsoever when we’re apart I can be forever happy will you let me be yours Jane
I have always enjoyed playing with punctuation. This was great.
this is an oldie but a goodie. thanks for posting.
why don’t you reference the source or acknowledge that you are not the author?
Glad to see you put that up! It is pretty awesome. And demonstrative of the importance of punctuation!
Dear John,
I want a man. Who knows what love is all about? You are generous, kind, thoughtful people. Who are not like you? Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men; I yearn. For you, I have no feelings whatsoever when we’re apart. I can be forever happy! Will you let me be yours?
Jane