This is too good not to post immediately.

My friend, Chris, whom I met in college, is getting his Ph.D in mathematics.  That’s a pretty far cry from most of my readers.  (Actually, maybe it isn’t and I just don’t know it — are any of you math people?)  Even so, he sent me one of my favorite submissions yet.

I admired his Facebook status (“Chris should have majored in miracles.”) and he sent me something hilarious.  It’s not grammar-oriented, but it’s amusing language.

This comes from a long math report, so it looks like it’s legitimate and not a joke.  Check it out:

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Love it.  Love it.  Love it.

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3 responses to “This is too good not to post immediately.

  1. Hi, I’m a “math guy” and read your blog regularly. Wikipedia has a page on the Cox-Zucker Machine:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cox-Zucker_Machine

  2. The Cocksucker Machine! Oh man.

  3. Hilarious! This may be the government’s ploy to lure more girls/women towards math :-)

    By the way, I too am a “math guy” with a soft spot for good grammar.

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