My friend Andy’s aunt and uncle recently celebrated their fiftieth and sixtieth birthdays, respectively. Their children decorated their lawn with plenty of signs mocking their milestones. Check them out:
I don’t even know where to begin!
I honestly don’t know where to begin!
How old are their children?
You have to at least give them props for their correct use of the subjunctive.
I blame the Chinese.
Stop recalling lead paint.
Start recalling bad grammar.